Friday, 5 September 2014

Joan Rivers - a force to be reckoned with

Joan Rivers has died aged 81 and as she was one of the first female comics I came across who actually made me spit my coffee across the table with the inappropriateness of her comments and the sheer audacity of her opinions I had to remember her here - so I don't ever forget her.

I wish I had a twin, so I could know what I’d look like without plastic surgery.

My love life is like a piece of Swiss cheese. Most of it’s missing, and what’s there stinks.

All babies look like Renée Zellweger pushed against a glass window.

The people voting for the Oscars are so old. I haven’t seen one Academy award voter with a tampon in her purse.

I like colonic irrigation because sometimes you find old jewelry.

My husband wanted to be cremated. I told him I’d scatter his ashes at Neiman Marcus – that way, I’d visit him every day.

You may have read these quotes before as they appeared in The Guardian newspaper but I must admit I couldn't have found better to illustrate her wit.

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